I left Robert Duvall doing his 2002 Assassination Tango. When I want to see the tango, I'll watch Carlos Saura's flamenco versions or one of the best dance films available, Sally Potter's 1997 The Tango Lesson, which I love as much for the soundtrack as for the many tangos--one magnificently with her and three male partners--and the romantic plot. I have to give Duvall credit, though, for doing the film in Argentina, speaking Spanish as much as English, and appearing as a white-haired ponytailed thickset lover as well as hit man.
The best film I saw last week was the first Belgian film I've ever seen, so good I stayed up past 3:00 a.m. It's set in Antwerp and also involves a hit man, fatter and certainly homelier than Duvall, and suffering from the onset of Alzheimer's so that he has to use his arm as a notepad. The American title of the 2003 Dutch De Zaak Alzheimer (The Alzheimer Case) is Memory of a Killer, misleading even if that's the problem for the assassin. Dutch is the closest to English of European languages, so I was interested in the language. Otherwise, it was a tense police procedural in which the dumpy old killer managed to stay just ahead of the good-looking (how American is that?) young homicide detectives. The plot is hardly American, with no chain of explosions nor many car chases and a relatively low body count, though it involves upper-class corruption and apparently a real-life Belgian predicament of battling police divisions, in the movie the state police protecting a corrupt baron and interfering with the city homicide detectives and their investigation. During an assignment to kill a child prostitute he cannot carry out, the tired old assassin discovers that his employers are involved in child pornography and sexual abuse and so starts killing them despite all kinds of official odds against him. (We find out late in the film that his father sexually abused him and his brother in childhood.) It helps that he looks like someone's overweight, grumpy old grandfather, harmlessly homely and bumbling, when he's a ferociously methodical killer. From my court experience and other sources, I know that the best criminals appear as plain, everyday people, especially true of child molesters, who, contrary to stereotypes, are generally nondescript married men.
Last night I watched one of my favorite foreign films, the 1981 Diva, an object lesson in why I or anyone else favors foreign films. I like French films anyway, to try to recapture the fragments I have left of college French and The Complete Idiot's Guide to Learning French I still go back to between the Spanish and Italian volumes. Besides, it's fun to see how many ways the subtitles translate the commonest swearword, merde (pronounced "maird," meaning "shit"). What American film would star a skinny young postal worker, Jules, obsessed with an American black opera singer--he makes the distinction that he loves opera, not classical music--who also ends up chased by freaky killers and ominous Orientals in mirrored sunglasses? The movie takes off immediately into its always stylish photography with one of the singer's rare song recitals. She is a real diva, as that word properly is used, in line with other opera prima donnas, Maria Callas, Joan Sutherland, Renata Tebaldi, not some bitchy female rock star/actress, a purist who refuses to be recorded. Jules secretly does just that, which two Taiwanese with the mirrored sunglasses seated behind him note. (The movie is full of relections in mirrors, glass, water, chrome.) He steals her dress when he goes backstage for her autograph and later, returning it, has a long romantic but platonic interlude with her, a kind of lovely-Paris-by-rainy-night travelogue, another reason we watch foreign films.
In the meantime a pair of hired killers, one oily haired like a would-be Valentino, the other a short freaky little psycho fond of throwing ice picks, are tracking a drugged prostitute who drops a damning tape into Jules' moped saddlebag before she is killed. That plot has the head of homicide detectives secretly running a white slavery and prostitution ring, drugs also involved, blamed on a West Indian, so that this crime lord knows whatever his detectives find out in a murderous subplot and can send the pair on other hits. The second subplot involves the Taiwanese, who want the secret recital tape to pirate and profit from, threatening Jules and attempting to blackmail the diva. Obviously, the film is one of those about an unknowing innocent (Jules, the opera freak) thrown into menacing danger he doesn't initially understand, his life very much at risk.
The movie is as stylish as they come, especially in its saturated color sequences (a kind of finale is in the red, blue, and white of the French flag), barring the rainy nighttime Paris travelogue. It has two lofts that would make any New York Soho dweller jealous. Jules' is over a garage with wrecked cars, including a Rolls Royce Corniche, in his anteroom and huge car-theme murals with a large nude on the floor and the very latest sound equipment in his loft far too expensive for a mere mail delivery clerk, though it's soon trashed by the bad guys looking for the tell-all cassette. His major helpmate is a rich eccentric, Gorodish, whose loft is largely bare--he's into Zen--with an old-fashioned bathtub on clawed feet, a sleek kitchen galley, the largest jigsaw puzzle I've ever seen on the floor (looks to be 7' X 4' of a blue-and-white seascape). He chops onions wearing a scuba mask, which has to be some wildly symbolic connection between salty tears and our evolution out of the sea; considers spreading butter on a split baguette his Zen moment; comes up with not one but two wonderful twin white old Citroens (1920s?). His girlfriend, Alba, is a sly, highly sophisticated, well-dressed little Vietnamese shoplifter looking very young, who rollerskates around the loft and who likes Jules and enlists her middle-aged lover's help.
Besides that, there are constant wonderful quirks. A woman in the same kind of pleated dress does the Marilyn Monroe bit from the 1955 Seven Year Itch over the sidewalk grate, air blasting her skirt up to reveal transparent bikini panties. It is not entirely gratutitous, for the killers are in a passageway under that very grate. A long chase sequence has Jules bumping up and down staircases into and out of the Metro (subway) on his moped as the little psycho chases him on foot. A hapless cab driver, conked and dragged out of his cab for merely transporting Jules, has a Molotov cocktail stuck in his pocket which explodes as the killers steal the cab and Jules. A double cross turns into a triple cross as the menacing Taiwanese are blown up in the first classic white Citroen as the intended victim, the rich eccentric, then drives off in the second. The movie ends as it began with the same La Wally aria as Jules returns the recording and the diva hears herself for the first time. No wonder I've seen it at least 15 times.